5 Steps to Cure a Hangover
So you went out last night with your many friends and tied one on.....no? You sat at home all alone and drank a whole bottle of vodka, while watching The Golden Girls marathon. Either way you feel like shit this morning, so here are five steps to get you over your hangover.
Step 1. Sports Drink
This will help to re-hydrate you, and replace all the electrolytes you pissed out last night.
Step 2. Painkiller
Just when your liver thought the nightmare was over, you sucker-punch it first thing in the morning.
Step 3. Water
You are still dehydrated so drink up.
Step 4. Big Fat Breakfast
I know you feel like you may blow chunks at any moment, but trust me. Once you start eating, one of two thing will happen. One, you will blow chunks all over the breakfast table. Two, you will regain your appetite and fatty breakfast food will have never tasted so good.
Step 5. Exercise
I know you think I am crazy, but it DOES work. I am not suggesting you go run a marathon, but at least get off your ass and take a walk. You will feel much better once you get moving.
***DISCLAIMER***
I am not a doctor, this is just what works for me. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. As a matter of fact don't listen to anything I say. I am a liar. I am the last person you should take advise from. Stop reading this right now! STOP!..........are you still reading? What is wrong with you? Ok, fine I am leaving. I think it would be best if we take a break from each other. No..I still like you, but I just need some space. I'm an asshole!? Well your a WHORE! I know what you did at Jake's house! He told me all about what happened in the bathroom. Fine I am leaving....WHORE!!
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Thin Crust Cheese PIzza. It works for me every time.
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Just smoke some weed. Nothing cures a hang over like that
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Exercising hangovers off really does work. I had to take a long, long walk to a bus-stop and then another long, long walk after the bus ride to get back to my house, hungover with a pounding headache the whole time. By the time I got home, I felt like a million dollars, no hangover at all.
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